1 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:07,600 GRUNTING AND GROANING 2 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,840 What did you say your name was? 3 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,000 It's Barry. Gary, oh... 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,080 Barry! 5 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,520 Oh, Barry, Barry... 6 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:19,680 Oh, when did I meet a fucking Barry? 7 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,440 So, you've accepted that you're powerless over alcohol, yeah? 8 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,520 Yeah. 9 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,040 TV AUDIO: November 15th 2015. 10 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,560 The last known sighting of housewife Victoria Doherty, 11 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:55,280 alive. 12 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,160 but her husband waited 13 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,480 a further two months before reporting her missing. 14 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:00,880 Ahem. 15 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,000 Oh! 16 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,480 Where did that come from? 17 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,120 Dad's credit card. Oh! 18 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,240 You didn't! 19 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,560 He's investing in my future. 20 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,600 Bold. 21 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,640 Is this the guy who buries his wife under the house? 22 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,680 No. This one pushed her off a cliff. 23 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:16,760 Oh... Inventive. 24 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,400 Are you sure about going for this? 25 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,480 It's just an office doesn't seem very you. 26 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,080 I'm trying to make sure at least 27 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:24,240 one of your kids isn't a total fuck up, okay? 28 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:25,480 Hmm. KISSING SOUND 29 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,200 We have Caroline. 30 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,040 I heard that. 31 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,640 AUDIO: Oh baby, you like that big and hard. 32 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,080 GRUNTING AND GROANING 33 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,320 DOOR BURSTS OPEN 34 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,400 RORY: Hey... Hey, hi! 35 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,440 How are the cramps? 36 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,560 Bad... Sorry. 37 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,000 Wish I could join. 38 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,680 Ah... What are you up to? 39 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:52,800 Online shop. 40 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,200 Seriously? 41 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,080 Can you get me some chocolate protein shakes? 42 00:01:57,080 --> 00:01:58,000 Okay. 43 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,600 Oh, and some coconut water as well, 44 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,720 you know, electrolytes. 45 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:02,760 KISSING SOUND 46 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,360 DOOR SLAMS CAROLINE'S PHONE PINGS 47 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,440 GROANING AND MOANING 48 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:38,760 How'd you know my size? 49 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,360 Wha'? 50 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,440 I don't. 51 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:42,960 But I threw her measurements out 52 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,400 with me sandwich last Tuesday, 53 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,680 So... Any news on the job front? 54 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,120 SHIV SOBBING 55 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,360 Oh, Jesus, you're not, are you? 56 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:54,960 Sorry, it's just... 57 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,600 It's the dress. 58 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,280 Every fucking time. 59 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,480 So how far did you get with the programme? 60 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,400 Well, I stopped drinking. 61 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,520 Ah, so not far then. 62 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:12,640 Look, I have an issue with some of the God stuff. 63 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,720 I mean, culturally I'm a Catholic, but morally... 64 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,400 Higher power can mean anything: 65 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,440 the universe, a tree, packet of crisps. 66 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,680 A pack of crisps? As long as you respect it. 67 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,920 The point is:you're not trying to control things 68 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:25,040 because you tried that before 69 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,520 and look where it got you. 70 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,160 Now... 71 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,600 Had you a sponsor in London? 72 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,120 Umm, no. 73 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,880 I mean I had people that I met at meetings. 74 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,160 But I never got too, you know, 75 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,440 because who even are these people, you know? 76 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:41,600 I don't know them. 77 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,160 So, you're an avoidant? 78 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,720 A what? Close relationships scare you. 79 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,440 No, weirdos scare me. 80 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,880 People who are a bit sad and a bit clingy and... 81 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,440 Have a bang o' need off them? 82 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,440 Exactly. Yeah. 83 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,720 Not like you then. 84 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,840 I think we'll start with the moral inventory. 85 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,360 The moral what? Basically, 86 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,360 you write down all your weaknesses, 87 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,400 all your flaws, 88 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,280 all the bad shit you've ever done: 89 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,200 the lies, the darkness, 90 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,200 the shame... 91 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,680 And then you share it. 92 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:11,880 With who? Me. 93 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,320 That feels very... 94 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:15,960 Do you want to stay sober? 95 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:16,960 - Totally. 96 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,800 Then you need to start getting honest. 97 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,680 There's my dad! 98 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,320 Yeah, watch out, you've pins in you. 99 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:27,960 Dad! BANGING ON WINDOW 100 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:30,240 Dad! 101 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:31,960 BANGING ON WINDOW 102 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,560 MOANING AND GROANING 103 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,400 Dad! 104 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,320 Jesus Christ! 105 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:06,240 Shit... 106 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,080 Oh God... 107 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:11,680 Shiv! 108 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,680 What are you doing here? 109 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:17,640 I'm Mina. I met you at your grandmother's funeral. 110 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,040 Oh God... Are you alright? 111 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,400 She's alright? No, you're not gonna... Ah! 112 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,360 A handkerchief! I need a handkerchief! 113 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,600 I don't have an handkerchief. 114 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,200 Press here at this point, between your fingers. 115 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,800 Use this. You don't want to make a mess on the street. 116 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:30,720 Give me your hand. 117 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,240 I'll show you. No! No! 118 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,640 She's in acupuncturist. 119 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:34,800 She knows what she's doing! 120 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:37,240 Ah... 121 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,960 It's not what it looks like, Shiv. 122 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:55,800 It looks like an old Irish man 123 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,480 fucking a woman behind some bins. 124 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,280 That's very crude, Siobhan. 125 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,680 I'm sorry. Is that not an appropriate 126 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:01,680 response to seeing your father's 127 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:02,840 arse out in an alleyway? 128 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,560 I'll appreciate it if you keep your voice down. 129 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:06,520 I would appreciate it if you weren't 130 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,520 riding your acupuncturist! 131 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,080 She's not just an acupuncturist! 132 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,440 She also does reflexology 133 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,280 and a bit of reiki. 134 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:16,400 What about Mum? 135 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,280 Look Shiv... Your mother and I... 136 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:25,000 Is this serious, with Mina? 137 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,760 No, God no! 138 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,240 Absolutely not! 139 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,640 Not serious at all. 140 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,840 It's just a casual thing. 141 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,960 So, you're fuck buddies? 142 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,600 Well, I don't love that expression, 143 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:39,080 but do you know, 144 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,320 frankly, a man my age, 145 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,640 still getting it... 146 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,720 - Please don't finish that sentence! Jesus! 147 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,440 What is happening here? You... 148 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:50,920 You're my dad! 149 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,560 You're supposed to be my rock! 150 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:54,880 You are not supposed to... 151 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:56,320 I am a human being! 152 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,480 I've had a hard time too. 153 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,080 And Mina just makes things more bearable. 154 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,040 That's all. 155 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:12,920 I'm sorry you had to see what you did. 156 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,760 But err... 157 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:20,360 remember the time 158 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,840 you wrapped your mother's car around that lamppost? 159 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:23,720 What's that got to... 160 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:26,040 You don't think that was hard for me too? 161 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:28,360 Have you any idea what it's like 162 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,800 to see your eldest daughter 163 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,920 off her head behind the wheel of a car? 164 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:34,520 You could've killed someone. 165 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,880 You could've killed yourself. I know. 166 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,520 But at the same time, I'm your father. 167 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:39,640 I have a responsibility, 168 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,120 so I did the responsible thing. 169 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,360 I told your mother I was driving. 170 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,320 What are you saying? You want me to lie? 171 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,320 No! 172 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:49,800 No, not lie. 173 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,840 Not lie, just err... 174 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:55,880 just don't mention it. 175 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,400 That's all. 176 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,160 That's all? Yeah. 177 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,520 That's all. 178 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,600 BERNIE: Hi, Rita, it's me. 179 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,520 Just wondering if you're around today 180 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:13,200 for a cup of coffee 181 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,800 or a movie or... 182 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:24,520 Anyway, I'm here all afternoon, so... 183 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,040 yeah, give me a call if it suits. 184 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,960 DOORBELL RINGS 185 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,640 Ah, Shiv. Hi Rory. 186 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:46,760 What are you doing here? 187 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,320 - What are you doing here? 188 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,960 - Oh, spring clean. 189 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:51,480 Seriously? 190 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:52,560 Yeah. Every three months 191 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:53,920 we take everything out the cupboards 192 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,040 and we put them back in in alphabetical order. 193 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,240 Alphabetical order? 194 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,240 It sounds mad, 195 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,720 but it's actually a pretty good system. 196 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:01,400 Yeah. 197 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,160 See, first you've got your baked beans, 198 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:04,840 then your black beans. 199 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,560 Tuna actually goes near the front... 200 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,160 Peas... Peas. 201 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,440 Wow. 202 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,080 Can we help you, Shiv? 203 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,000 I was wondering if I could chat 204 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,400 with you about something. 205 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,440 - Okay. 206 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,400 SHIV: It's kind of sensitive. 207 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,480 Sorry, do you want me to leave? 208 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:26,520 No. 209 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,640 Not unless you want to. It's his house. 210 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:29,880 Course he doesn't want to. 211 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,160 Is it sensitive or are you just being weird? 212 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,320 Do you remember the time I was drinking 213 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,200 and I crashed the...? Yeah. 214 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,040 Do you think that's like the worst thing though? 215 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,960 Like, is it worse than say... 216 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,400 There was that time you left all the 217 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,000 Christmas presents on the fecking Nightlink? 218 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,240 CARO: Oh yes! 219 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,560 Mam asked you to take the bags 220 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,920 home on the bus but you went on the piss instead. 221 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,560 -I'm not just talking about things I did. 222 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:57,400 What about the time you flashed your tits 223 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:58,840 at Uncle Joe at Christmas dinner? 224 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,280 Classic. Okay. 225 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:01,440 Getting a bit off topic here... 226 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,160 He loved it as well. Yeah, of course he did. 227 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,280 She wasn't wearing a bra. 228 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:07,160 I was an active alcoholic, okay? 229 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,600 I think we know that. 230 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,000 Oh shit. I've gotta go. 231 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,560 Can I come with you? 232 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,040 September three years ago, 233 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,760 you borrowed two months' rent, 234 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,800 London prices, never saw it again. 235 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:20,200 Okay, I really don't remember that. 236 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,880 Last year when I came to visit, 237 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:23,240 every time we went out, 238 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:24,440 you forgot your bank card. 239 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:25,360 That was legitimate. 240 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,680 I gave you my credit card number 241 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,080 to book flights for Mum's birthday 242 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,800 and you ran up almost a grand. 243 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,960 This is not why I wanted to talk to you. 244 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:33,040 No shit. 245 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,400 Because you owe me two grand. 246 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,280 Caroline... 247 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,440 I actually have something 248 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,840 really important to tell you. 249 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,160 What? LIFT BELL CHIMES 250 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,200 Dad's... 251 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,000 Caroline! I was just looking for you! 252 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,400 Dan, hi, hey! 253 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,600 Hi... Ha! 254 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:53,160 Did you get my text about the radial head fracture? 255 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,960 Yes. Yeah, umm... 256 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:57,160 I was just popping up to see you. 257 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,880 Right. So, you weren't off today? 258 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,360 No, no. 259 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,520 I mean, yes technically 260 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,360 but I didn't come in specially, or anything. 261 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,360 Well, good. 262 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,120 Umm, we've to... 263 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,640 something upstairs, 264 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,680 but umm, I'll come find you in a bit. 265 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,280 Yeah. Please do. 266 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,400 I'll look forward to it. 267 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,480 Mmm. What was that? 268 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:23,920 What? 269 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,520 He's into you. 270 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:26,800 No he's not. 271 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,080 Bit of silver fox? 272 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,080 Stop it! 273 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:31,800 Oh, my god... 274 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:33,560 Are you riding him? 275 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:35,600 No... Jesus, he's married! 276 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,720 Some of us actually have some self-respect. 277 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,000 And a job. 278 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:58,640 Property economics, fucking great course. 279 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,440 Nice results. 280 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,280 Why have you been working in a pizza place? 281 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,160 Right, yeah, umm... 282 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,960 That was more like a bridging job 283 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,480 out of college while I looked for something more...suitable. 284 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,240 Says there you graduated two years ago. 285 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,360 I was pretty thorough. 286 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,840 Listen, 287 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,080 I'm all for having a good time, 288 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,640 sowing the wild- oats... 289 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,600 Did my fair share of disco biccies 290 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,040 back in the day as well. 291 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,040 LAUGHING 292 00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:40,080 This is a serious place, though. 293 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,520 Oh, I know. Sell a lot of serious properties 294 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:47,480 ... South Dublin residential does not fuck around. 295 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:51,120 - And I am serious, like really serious. 296 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,480 I don't fuck around either. 297 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,400 I never fuck around. 298 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,880 Listen, thanks for coming in, Anthony. 299 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,720 Umm... Oh, is... is that it? 300 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,960 Always good to see Michael's boy. 301 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,480 You're no relation of Carl Sheridan, are you? 302 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,800 He's my brother... 303 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,360 Was my brother. 304 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,600 You're fucking shitting me. 305 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,200 ANT: Did you know him? Carl? 306 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,840 I only coached him for the fucking Leinster Senior Cup! 307 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,240 LAUGHTER 308 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,520 Fucking legend! 309 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,160 Yeah, that's what people say. 310 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,520 And a hell of a wingman too, if you know what I mean? 311 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,000 Yeah! LAUGHTER 312 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:43,920 Yeah... 313 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,680 Do you mind me asking... 314 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,400 Did they ever find out like 315 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,480 what actually happened to him? 316 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,480 Oh, he died. 317 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:59,120 I know, but like actually what happened, 318 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,320 because they said he went to sleep but... 319 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,200 Yeah, he did. 320 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,680 It was one of those freak one in a million things. 321 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,800 Right, right, right, right. 322 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,040 Shit one. 323 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:16,480 Well look, Carl was a fucking hero. 324 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,400 I've got to help his brother out. 325 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,120 Come in for a three-month trial. 326 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,000 Get you back in the saddle. Seriously? 327 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,920 Why not? 328 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,760 You've got the qualifications. 329 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,000 You just need the... horse. 330 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,160 That would be amazing, thanks. 331 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,880 I wouldn't do it for everyone. 332 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,200 Carl was a fucking hero. 333 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,040 Don't fucking let him down. 334 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,440 I'm kidding! 335 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,040 I'm joking, I'm joking. 336 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,400 Good man, take care. 337 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,680 I'll be in touch with you. 338 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,920 DOORBELL RINGS 339 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,160 DOORBELL RINGS 340 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,520 Bernie, hi. 341 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,120 Simon... Is Pam back yet? 342 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,280 No. 343 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,240 Oh... Is she still in Mallorca? 344 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,240 Yeah. 345 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,840 She umm... stayed on for a bit. 346 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,040 Because I've been texting and she's not... 347 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,400 She lost her phone. 348 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,480 Ah. Right. 349 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,560 I wanted to tell her about the book club 350 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,760 We've changed... Oh, I don't think she'll be back 351 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,200 in time for the book club. 352 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,120 Sorry Bernie, I've got something on the stove. 353 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,520 If she calls, I'll tell her you were looking for her. 354 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,160 Thanks. But I got... DOOR SLAMS 355 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,360 PHONE RINGS 356 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,920 CARO: Hi. I got the job. 357 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:57,960 What job? 358 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,440 It doesn't matter. 359 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:04,000 Here, can I ask you a medical question? 360 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,680 Ah Jesus, what have you caught? 361 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:09,840 ANT: Not about me. About Carl. 362 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,720 Carl? 363 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,800 Like... Carl, Carl? 364 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,000 Yeah. I was just wondering if you knew 365 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,160 like medically what he died from. 366 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,080 Why are you asking this now? 367 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,720 I just wondered is all. 368 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,560 Not a good time Ant, sorry. But... 369 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,640 We have to stop meeting like this. 370 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,080 Is there anything else you want me to look at? 371 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,080 Umm... No. 372 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,840 Well actually, umm... Do you fancy a drink? 373 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,040 Yeah. She sounds pretty pissed off, alright. 374 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,640 Yeah, but it's not my fault. 375 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,160 I think it probably is. 376 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,040 I don't remember borrowing any money. 377 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,440 Ha! I don't remember 18-35, 378 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:03,200 but a lot of shit went down. 379 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,600 If she was angry with me, 380 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,800 why didn't she say anything? 381 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,400 It's not really your family's style. 382 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,800 I'll see ya Mickey! 383 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,040 Mind that tooth! 384 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,400 Jesus. First my dad, and now this. 385 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,720 I'm supposed to be focusing on my recovery 386 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,200 and instead, I just feel... anxious. 387 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,160 KAREN: Mmm. 388 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,040 Do you know who else feels anxious? 389 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,360 Refugees. 390 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,880 Prisoners of war. 391 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,640 People who've got gangrene from shooting up 392 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,480 and have to get their legs amputated. 393 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,800 Sobriety is about taking responsibility, 394 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,000 and taking responsibility means getting a job, 395 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,680 and paying back your sister whatever 396 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,320 stupid amount of money you've blacked out 397 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:38,320 you even owe her. 398 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,120 And being honest about who yeh are 399 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,280 and what yeh stand for! 400 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,160 No more excuses! No. 401 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,240 When you lie to yourself, you lie to everyone. 402 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:47,960 You have to break the cycle. 403 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,120 You're right. 404 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,000 You're absolutely right. No more lies. 405 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,720 Thanks, Karen. 406 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,160 BERNIE: Oh, Jesus! 407 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,920 Not more fecking psychobabble. 408 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,160 Have you seen this text from Shiv? 409 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:35,960 Wait till you hear. 410 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,520 "Time for some honesty." Ha. 411 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,840 "Family meeting tomorrow. 412 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,520 No excuses." 413 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,480 Family meeting? 414 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,320 What are we? Americans? 415 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:49,800 I mean... 416 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:54,440 If you want to give up drink, just give up drink. 417 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,200 Do we have to keep fucking talking about it? 418 00:19:58,840 --> 00:19:59,840 Right. 419 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,080 Honesty. 420 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,560 That's all we fucking need. 421 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,200 Oh, shit. 422 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,200 JACK: Shiv! 423 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,200 Shiv! 424 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,000 Shiv! Yo! 425 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,280 Oh, hey! 426 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,000 Come join me. I can't. 427 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,400 Why? I've a thing. 428 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,440 No, you don't. 429 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,160 I know when you're lying. 430 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,360 What you having? Err... Lemonade. 431 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,000 Piss off. 432 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,320 What? 433 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,120 Have a proper fucking drink. 434 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,480 Red wine, beer, vodka... 435 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,960 Seriously, lemonade's fine. 436 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,280 Are you still on those antibiotics? 437 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,560 How bad is that infection? 438 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:57,960 I don't have an infection. 439 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,040 Then have a fucking drink! I'm an alcoholic! 440 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,600 PHONE RINGS 441 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,080 Come on Shiv! Come on! 442 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,560 PHONE CALL CUTS OFF Fuck's sake... 443 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,240 DOOR OPENS 444 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,480 How'd you know? 445 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:36,840 What do you mean? 446 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,000 What's the criteria? 447 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,320 There's no exact criteria. 448 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,320 Has to be something. LIGHTS CIGARETTE 449 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,760 Yes. There were a lot of things. 450 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,400 Were you getting the shakes? No. 451 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,240 Drinking in the mornings? No. 452 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,400 Well, not really. 453 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,400 Well, then. 454 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:53,360 Then what? 455 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,080 You're not an alcoholic. I... 456 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,640 I was drinking too much. 457 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,080 Yeah, cause you're good craic! 458 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,680 Haha! 459 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,760 Do you think it's easy for me? 460 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,600 Sorry. 461 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,760 But like, you had fun, didn't you? 462 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:16,840 Yeah. 463 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,600 I did, I... 464 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,560 definitely did. 465 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,720 But it became less fun and... 466 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,960 more fucked up. 467 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,000 So... 468 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,600 I'm telling you this because 469 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,920 my sponsor said that I have to be... 470 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,160 I have to be honest. 471 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,200 Sponsor? 472 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,640 Jesus. 473 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,920 So, what, you're never gonna drink again? 474 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,880 Ideally, Jack, I will never drink again. 475 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,040 Are you sure this isn't some kind of career move 476 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:57,280 because mental health stuff gets a lot of press? 477 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,520 I don't have a career, Jack. 478 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,920 I can't even get a job. 479 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,240 I've put my CV into every gallery in Dublin. 480 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,040 I was on the phone to a temp agency. 481 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,200 Do you know what they offered me? 482 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,280 Bar work. 483 00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,640 You sure this is the right place for you 484 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:15,600 to stay sober? 485 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,240 No. 486 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,120 Shiv Sheridan, on the dry. 487 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,840 Jesus. 488 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,200 PHONE PINGS 489 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,080 I'll have that lemonade if you're still buying. 490 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:29,520 Mmm hmm. 491 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,920 Sorry, I have to go. 492 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,320 You asked me to sit down. I know. 493 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:37,440 Something's come up. 494 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:40,520 See you, yeah? Bye. 495 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,080 PHONE BUZZES 496 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,760 Oh, fuck's sake. 497 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,680 JACK: Hey... 498 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,800 I might be able to help you out. 499 00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,840 I know someone who owns a gallery. 500 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,040 Could put in a good word. 501 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,080 Really? 502 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:04,800 That would be great. Thanks. 503 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,000 I'm not making any promises. 504 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,480 Hey... 505 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,400 I think you're great. 506 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,080 What you're doing, it's... 507 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,120 Yeah. 508 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,080 I'm glad you're back.